O.K. so I ripped that off from Monty Python! Sorry!
I suppose any of those few who read this silly blog are wondering what the Hippie Hooker has been up to these days. Well, let me see here! Hmmmm...
I have made an assortment of yarn bombs that are just waiting for me to detonate them! I have been holding off as I wanted to make some calling cards to string up with them. I have plenty to last me for a while. I have been using my lunch breaks, you know, from that time that I spend laboring to pay my bills? Half an hour makes about one bomb, if I eat a light lunch, which I do most days.
Then there is the calling card situation. I know most folds have little business cards made up and then laminated. Not this girl. Nope. I got out my mom's set of quills that she gave me eons ago and a few ink wells and began working on my calligraphy again. It's been a few years so my skills are rusty. But it is coming back to me, slow but sure. And with all scrap booking toys and papers I have, why just settle for plane Jane cards. O.K. so perhaps I am just trying to build myself up here! To tell the truth, I am cheap. I am doing my yarn bombing on no budget. I don't believe in spending money on it. I truly think that this art form can be just as amazing using all upcycled materials, found items, or things I currently own and am pack ratting. Not that I pack rat anything, never!!!!! (right!)
So the calling cards are covered, I even wrote this silly blogs site on it. Bombs are made, and ready to go...... so what am I waiting for?!?!
I am not sure! Being a lone bomber, it is hard to prove that it was you who did it, so I would like to employ a side kick to snap some shots. This has held me back a bit. Any takers out there in bloggersville?
I will end with a whoop whoop and a pat on the back to myself! I learned tonight, at one a.m., how to crochet a peace sign!!!!!! Who's awesome and has two thumbs? This hippie chick!
Peace, Yarn, and chicks with hooks!